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October 19 2017

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witchoffires :

my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i  never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.

My sister came up with some cult rules.

  1. Do not deny the spooky.
  2. Be nice to children.
  3. Don’t be pressuring others into the religion, if they don’t want to hear leave them alone.
  4. Every second Wednesday of each month is Pumpkin Worship, that is when you eat pumpkin flavored things, carve pumpkins, or burn pumpkin spice scented candles. Just embrace the pumpkin.
  5. Don’t be mean to other people for reasons they can’t control, but hey if they are doing it on purpose just to annoy you, destroy them.
  6. No touch other people if they don’t want you to, this includes hair.
  7. Halloween is a holy day, embrace it and become one with the spooky.
  8. Costumes are an everyday thing, but sometimes it can be inappropriate, be aware of when to embrace the spooky and when to just be a little spooky.
  9. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be spooky, and if they do tell you then they don’t know what they’re talking about. You can be all the spooky all you want.
  10. Be nice to animals.
  11. Be ready to help others when you can but still remember that you need to put your needs first.
  12. You are spooky, you are amazing, you are fabulous. Say it.
  13. idk but i think we need more, go ask you internet nerd friends.

can yall think of anything else?

OKay i asked her how one would join the cult and she said to light a jack-o-lantern on a full moon then yodel into the night for the pumpkin king and if he approves you, you will hear someone yell “stut the fuck up” then you are part of the cult.

have fun yodeling my friends

@cannibalcoalition

I feel like I’m already part of this cult. Who knew!?

@gothiccharmschool

Your sister is going places.

(via)

Anna Fisher, astronaut, on the cover of Life magazine in 1985.
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signorespock:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

We did it. We’re finally free.

I’ve been waiting for this day all my life! I can’t tell you how happy I am! :’)

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annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

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cosmic-noir:

plasticroyal:

manbootypokeball:

shia-mortem:

manbootypokeball:

This is a rim job…

This is eating ass…

Know the difference.

this is jesus. follow him

Does he want his ass ate?

image you know he do

I’m clearly going to hell for reblogging this

💀💀💀

Audibly gasped. 😩

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snarky-gourmet:

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velvetqueer:

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huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

image

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

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